Lady Gaga-Artpop

Lady Gaga
Artpop
Interscope


Love or loathe her, anything Lady Gaga does is going make headlines. “Look, she’s singing on stage wearing an outlandish clothing item!” “Wowzers, she’s stepped out of a taxi wearing an outlandish clothing item!” “Golly gosh, she’s walking around New York NOT wearing an outlandish clothing item!” STOP PRESS!

But now she is back in the news for her music; ArtPop. Aura is the first track up and don’t let the opening restrained guitar chords fool you, this song is perfect for kicking of the Queen of Pop’s third album. It has everything; from thumping techno beats to smashing cymbals and manic synths. Gaga even has time to reference all the themes covered in Artpop; electronically repeating “Dance, Sex, Art, Pop, Tech”. Originally titled Burqa, Aura is set to reveal the girl behind the Gaga, letting the listener into the life of the megastar: “Do you want to see the girl who lives behind the aura?” she questions. It’s an outlandish claim for an outlandish song; even the lyric video is brilliantly over the top, being directed by Robert Rodriguez and created to tie in with the film Machete Kills, to which Gaga stars. 

And there’s no time for a breather as the album rolls straight into Venus. This goddess-of-love inspired track is the first Lady G has ever produced herself, and it’s got Gaga all over it. It’s a dramatic dance track that features the typical ‘chorus catchiness’ seen in past hits such as Poker Face and Bad Romance. The mystical and enchanting lyrics even include a run-down of planets in the solar system (No, Seriously). G.U.Y., standing for Girl Under You, spins all preconceived gender roles on its head and harks back to the dark dirty world of Born This Way. Full of explosive and in-your-face sexual references, including the spoken phrase “Mount Your Goddess”, GUY borders into the sexual-but-not-sexy category. This theme continues into the triple-x rated Sexxx Dreams, where restrained opening vocals burst into a gloriously filthy chorus which vocally harks back to Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite (Unintentional goddess reference). The climax of Sexxx Dreams comes with the brilliant spoken word intersection “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and Oh my God...!”.

One thing made clear in Born This Way was that Gaga is not afraid to try new directions and music tastes, and this ‘development’ continues with the rap-grime scene of Jewels and Drugs featuring T.I., Too Short and Twista. It’s an eclectic mix of manic rap, expletive lyrics and perplexing backing beats. Whether this is a route Gaga should follow more often is debatable, so the choice is yours. Stay and you can enjoy a well hidden, but fine chorus. Or skip, and be rewarded with ManiCure, a superb mix of rock and pop that features a truly powerful guitar riff. Do What You Want featuring R Kelly is probably the most batted around song from the album, and rightfully so; it’s a gem. The inclusion of R Kelly does cheapen the songs meaning slightly, with Gaga singing about the struggles of becoming famous quickly and constantly being scrutinised in the public eye, Kelly about a night in a club! But that’s not important as this groovy R&B-pop cross is beautiful.  Artpop the track contains an intoxicating chorus, while Swine is the standout club track of whole album. It’s less of an ‘adrenaline rush’ and more of a stampede. Stabbing synths smash together with dubstep beats to provide an excellent electro-house record; it’s basically a club night in one song. 

Donatella is an ode to the Versace headmistress, painting her in both a positive but interestingly negative way (Would she like being called a “Rich Bitch”?). The love of all things clothes rolls into the David Guetta produced track Fashion! (Note the ‘!’; this is not to be confused with Fashion. See?). This is a pure disco record that reeks of David Bowie, which is never a bad thing. But from the ecstasy of the fashion world comes the dark drug fuelled underworld of Mary Jane Holland; Gaga’s ode to Marijuana. The disturbing, gritty lyrics add a very sinister edge to what is still an enjoyable sounding song. Dope lacks the poetry of earlier tracks, but makes up for that through shear emotion. Described as a song for the fans, this piano led piece exposes Gaga to the core (Finally revealing the girl behind the Aura?). Written whilst Lady G was recovering from a broken hip, she slurs “I need you more than Dope” with pain in her heart and literal tears in her eyes.  

Gypsy is the You and I or Edge Of Glory of Artpop, injecting fun and hope instead of pain and dope. It’s the surprise of the album, a gloriously enjoyable track that deserves to be placed higher up in the listings; more an opener than a closer.  Gaga’s vocals soar majestically in this 80s inspired anthem. And after a performance as epic as this, the only thing left is the Applause.

But Is it Art? Title track Artpop provides the insight that “My Artpop could mean anything” which kind of sums up the album; focus on the Art like many critics and get caught up for hours ultimately detracting yourself from the music. Focus on the Pop of ArtPop, and you’ll witness a superbly produced, if not eclectic euro-pop album.

Lily Allen-Somewhere Only We Know

Lily Allen
Somewhere Only We Know
Warner Music Group


The countdown to Christmas these days seem to officially commence once the Xmas ads come along. And I don’t mean the ones for Iceland or Littlewoods or DFS, I mean the big guns; the Coca Cola trucks, The Toys’R’Us giraffe and the ever more increasingly important and poignant John Lewis advert. A touching story, a female singer and a piano-led cover are the basic premises for the John Lewis advertising department, but somehow each year the marketing geniuses there choose the best song, best singer and best arrangement to bring their Christmas creation to life. In doing so, they often create the perfect Christmas-song-that’s-not-a-Christmas-song for that festive period, forever cementing it to appear in any and all “Now That’s What I Call Christmas” Compilations. They can launch the careers of singers like GabrielleAplin and Slow Moving Millie, or raise the profiles of already successful artists such as Ellie Goulding.

This year sees the tale of the Bear and the Hare; essentially Brother Bear meets an uplifting version of Watership Down. In case you have been living in a cave like ol’ Bear here and are yet to see the advert, and then do so now. It’s a heart-warming, tear-inducing mini-movie accompanied by Keane’s brilliant hit “Somewhere Only We Know” covered by the self-retired singer, miss Lily Allen.

It’s a relief to finally hear some new (Well, kinda new) material from Lily, and although this isn’t her ‘normal’ edgy style, this piano led ballad cover of an early-noughties track works well. Lily’s vocals are delicate and fluffy like winters snow; pleasant on the ears with a slight cockney twinge. Mid track everything comes to abrupt and somewhat early stop, only to be stirred back into life by ghostly choral vocals and the plinky-plonk of piano keys. There is a slight sense that Lily wants to stretch her voice further and louder but is being held back by the calm and collective nature of this track. Yet when the crescendo does come during the final chorus she soars high above the sea of strings and keys landing gracefully back down firmly in schmaltzy, fuzzy-feeling territory. It is truly lovely.
Yes, It may not be the comeback track that many Allen fans would have wanted, but it is a beautiful tuneful cover that feels slightly understated but certainly not underwhelming. Mince pie anyone?

4/5

UPDATE

And if you did want a more “Lily Allen” Lily Allen comeback track, this maybe it….Here. (Review coming soon)